By YOUNG MONEY Staff
15 December 2009

7.  Japanese politician cell phone straps. There are two to choose from: Hatoyama Yukio, Prime Minister of Japan and Ozawa Ichiro, former President of DPJ. No one has to know that you don't know who they are! Co-workers will think you really know Japanese politics. 6.  Decoboo Piggy comes in six colors with a ball chain so you can attach it to just about anything. Wonderfully disco like and totally useless.   5. Sushi earbuds. Who doesn't want fish eggs in their ears? Perfect for music lovers who also really enjoy eating sushi.   4. Star Wars Flash Drives. These cute USB drives have detachable heads. Simply insert the body into a USB port and let the force be with you. Available in Darth Vader, Yoda, Baba Fett and Storm Trooper. We have one and love it. In fact, this is top of our list for all of our freinds who are Star Wars fanatics. 3. Humping Dogs. Just stick one of these into a USB drive and let it go to work on your data. Best of all you don't have to worry about the other dogs in the neighborhood. It comes in Husky, Boxer, Beagle, and more. 2. Baldman Wig Cell phone Strap. You can change his hair. Different versions include a red mohawk, brown mullet, blue parted, light brown shaggy kung-fu, yellow greaser pompadour, and purple comb over, of course.   1. Robot Plant. You don't have to water it and it can't die. It does however need batteries and, if you talk to it, it will respond to your voice.